client: “Yeah, thats great. How about we move that sink over here? That shouldn’t take you long”
plumber: *massive sigh*
plumber: “I have to rejig the water confrabulater H20 washers inductions to do that.”
client: *stares blankly*
client: “So you can do it then?”
plumber: “errr.. yeah.”
client: “OK. So how much will it cost me?”
plumber: “err … err … 6 days at a guess”
plumber: “thats a guess though”
client: “can you do it in 4?”